Car Broke Down...

Of course this heap of trash would break down! We couddin fit anymore fellas on this thing. Hell! Even an extra feather would cause a total breakdown! I let the fambly down! I thought I fixed 'er up reel good. Tom said it was drier'n a bitch monkey! Sometimes even I make mistakes on cars! Ma says it wasin mah fault. Still, I don't like it. I hope Tom doezzn look down on me or nuthin. An honest mistake I tell ya! Gosh! Tom and Casy plannin' to stay behin!? Ma' won't like this one bit, no siree. She kept yappin' about Tom when he was rottin' in the clink. Don't blame 'er though. Sheesh, this is turnin' out to be quite-a pain.